September 8, 2009

Icecream for Dinner?

How to have icecream for dinner.

1) Cook a delicious meal of Spaghetti Bolognaise.

2) Feed the entire family and wait patiently to have your own when they all go to bed.

3) Place plate of delicious food in microwave and cover with...a metal saucepan lid.

4) Watch as handle of metal saucepan lid gets blown off inside microwave with a huge bang!

5) Take plate out and notice that dinner now is unfit for human consumption.

6) Realise what a farking idiot you are (I am).

7) As there is no bread in the house, eat the rest of the icecream left over in the freezer. Enjoy

8) Feed the delicious dinner to the dog.

(Disclaimer - I am fully aware that you do not put metal in the microwave, but admit to having a frickin brain snap and behaved accordingly).


Unknown said...

yum.....that looks so good...maybe I will have ice cream for dinner tonight!!!

Doodles said...

Oh no! I am glad that nothing else bad happened. Glad you were able to have an Ice Cream dinner. See when we do it we just all walk down to the ice cream shop.. much easier and no mess. LOL

Foursons said...

I haven't had Vienetta in about 20 years. Yum!

Jen said...

this made me laugh. thank you.

Barbara said...

Bahahahaha ..... I always wondered what would actually happen if someone did that. I'm glad the whole microwave didn't blow up or anything bad happened (other than the ruining of your dinner). The icecream does look very nom :)

Liz Mays said...

I'm glad you didn't start a fire and burn the house down!

Jen at Semantically driven said...

You must have wanted to something to write about on your blog when you did this.

Journo June aka MamaBear said...

HOLY CRAP! I'd forgotten what it was called! You are so mean!!! Fell in love with Vienetta when we lived in Scotland 20 years ago. I told the kids and they both started drooling, too. Now we all really, really want some!
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katepickle said...

sounds like something I would do! LOL