March 18, 2012

Little Guinea Babies

We have 8 brand new freshly hatched guinea fowl babies!

We also have one other baby from another nest of eggs, just a little bit bigger than these new ones.

How could we not love their little stripy heads ♥






March 14, 2012

Kevin the Stick Insect

Just a little facebook chatter tonight. Enjoy!

FW: I'm hungry but there's a huge stick insect between me and the kitchen. What should I do?

Friend 1: Eat the insect.
39 minutes ago

FW: He's a bit bony....
39 minutes ago

Friend 1: Hurl a shoe at it.
38 minutes ago

Friend 2: Can't you walk around it? *shivers*
38 minutes ago

FW: I really want that cake in there.
38 minutes ago

FW: It's a stick insect on steriods. It's very big.
37 minutes ago

Friend 2: Eeewww how big is it? Yes I'm not a huge fan of insects - of any kind.
35 minutes ago

Friend 1: omigod stick insects creep me out *looks about the room for stick insects*
35 minutes ago

FW: It's frowning at me. It doesn't want me to get that cake. I can't believe my kids can pick these things up.
34 minutes ago

FW: I'll go get a pic for you...wait there.
34 minutes ago

Friend 1: Can they fly?? Oh my god if they can..what if it lands on your face???
34 minutes ago

FW: My kids pick them up by their backs. And their legs wobble around
33 minutes ago

Friend 1: You're making me twitch now lol
33 minutes ago

FW: I really really hate spiders though.....
32 minutes ago

Friend 3: Ewww.... kill it!
Cover in fly spray, chuck a shoe at it... anything!
Cake should win everytime!!!
32 minutes ago

FW: It wants me to go on a diet.
31 minutes ago

Friend 2: Eeww! You're giving me the shivers just imagining what you just described.
26 minutes ago

Friend 1: Holy crap you psycho! Give me a heart-attack!
9 minute ago

Friend 3: So did u do it? Who won? Did u get the cake?
7 minutes ago

FW: His name is Kevin.
5 minutes ago

FW: I threw hubbys tshirt over him and carried him outside and then I ate my chocolate cake. Now we are both happy!
A few seconds ago



Kevin is so nice, he deserves his own frame.

March 11, 2012

House Update

The verandah handrails are going well!

They are now painted in our favourite colours of Antique White USA and Woodland Grey.



We have gone with a very wide top handrail.

Can you see me sitting here with my steak, chips and wine!

The Hubbster has been busy building the stringers for the verandah stairs and once they are all in, we will add the stainless steel wire under the handrails.

March 10, 2012

Gimme back my fitball

Seriously?

No wonder I'm getting fat.

My son thinks my fitball would make a perfect Death Star.

As if I'm going to sit on that and risk a nasty Lego/Bum injury.



March 9, 2012

Vote, Vote, oh yes Please!

Do you have a spare minute to vote for Farmers Wifey in the Circle of Moms Top 25 Funny Moms Competition?

I'll grovel...yes.  I have no shame.

I'd love to be in this list so please click the link and vote for Farmers Wifey.  You'll have to find me first, I'm sitting around number 24 at the moment......

And you can vote everyday..just saying...



 
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