March 21, 2009

Just .. Stuff.

1 The day I wore my oldest undies (the ones with the hole in the seam) was the day the doctor suggested my yearly checkup.

2 I have run out of petrol in the car and locked the keys inside - at the same time.

3 When I dash to the shops with the kids to get just a few things, I run into a friend known as the perfect mother, who is well dressed, organised and has her kids under control. Mine are tearing up the place and I have on a thrown together clothing ensemble eg a tracksuit.

4 In any social situation where I need to show some form of emotional control, for example kids awards ceremony, kids dance recital, I disolve into tears and everyone looks at me strangely.

5 I have so many country home magazines ( and so little time to read them) that last week I bought 2 more at a cost of $18.00, not releasing that I already have them.

6 Just when I need to be quick in the shop because the hubbster and kids are circling the parking lot, there is always a delay at the checkout, and I get back to the car and the kids say "Daddy just said a swear word".

See I'm perfectly normal.

2 comments:

Terri said...

That's hilariou! I can definitely relate to the last one!

helloally said...

yes u are so not in the boat by ur onesies on those ...um except maybe the whole keys and the fuel thing (im so not putting THAT out there) but ..the rest i can account for LOL