April 24, 2009

Out of the mouth of babes 1

A conversation between Mr C (aged 6) and me:-

Him: Mummy, can I tell you something

Me: Of course, Mr (that's his nickname)

Him: I know what sexy means

Me: (my ears pricking up just a bit further than normal) Oh yes, what does it mean?

Him: It means nuts.

Me: (me thinking WTF does that actually mean?) Who told you that?

Him: my friend ***** at school.

Me: Well honey, you shouldn't listen to what everyone says at school. (Sorry mate, I can't do any better than that).

Me: (runs off to get a glass of wine to calm the nerves of a mother of a 6 year old asking all the important questions).

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