Him: Mummy, can I tell you something
Me: Of course, Mr (that's his nickname)
Him: I know what sexy means
Me: (my ears pricking up just a bit further than normal) Oh yes, what does it mean?
Him: It means nuts.
Me: (me thinking WTF does that actually mean?) Who told you that?
Him: my friend ***** at school.
Me: Well honey, you shouldn't listen to what everyone says at school. (Sorry mate, I can't do any better than that).
Me: (runs off to get a glass of wine to calm the nerves of a mother of a 6 year old asking all the important questions).
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