November 6, 2009

God give me a steak

I have stitches in one side of my mouth, where they took one tooth out and did a bone graft, in readiness for my bionic tooth implant in several months time. And of course, the other tooth that came out is on the other side of my mouth at the back, so it's a bitch to eat.

Actually my diet over the last few days has consisted of:-

* several panadeine forte tablets
*chocolate mousse
*mashed potato and pumpkin and gravy
*rolled oats and milk
*soup and soggy bread
*chicken (pulled into strips)
* salty mouthwash

I am hanging out for a steak, a wine, or normality, which ever comes first.


Organic Meatbag said...

Awwwww...I sure hope you are able to get back to chomping on a steak soon...nobody should be denied the majesty of steak!

Lisa said...

I hope you're feeling better soon!

Anonymous said...

This sounds like the dental weight loss plan! Hahaha... Heal quickly and then go get yourself a big 'ol Texas t-bone!

Foursons said...

Ugh. Definitely let us know how much weight you lose and if you think it was all worth it when you fit into your skinny jeans.

mayberry said...

Ouch!! That sounds very painful -- hope you are able to eat some good stuff soon!

News From Our Nest said...

Yikes, I skimmed this as I scrolled down, wondered if you were promoting some extreme diet, until the page focused and I read it was due to dental surgery. I hope you are back to steak by now!