February 6, 2010

Sleep Talkin Man

I came across this news story the other day and wanted to share the story of the Sleep Talkin' Man.

The hubby does alot of wacky talking in his sleep and his wife has started a blog about what he says. Some people say it's a fake, but who cares, it's as funny as hell......Here's a few snippets of the things he says.....

- "The stain, the stain. How am I going to explain that fucking stain?... Oh bollocks."

- "Hey, don't... don't say anything. Why don't you put it in an email, then I can ignore it at my pleasure."

- "Potato bags. I can't find my potato bags. I need them! [desperately] Who's got my potato bags? Oh, fuck it! I'll have to use something else".

- "Your mum's at the door again. Bury me. Bury me deep."

- "Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for.... done for."

- "Well that's just great. Peanut butter in my crack. Goddamnit."

- "Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

- "Since when did my underwear look good on you? Take it off. Take it off your face."

- [in response to wife typing] "clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop... Who brought a horse in the bedroom? Oh well. Looks like I'm sleeping in the barn."

- "I've got two things to say to you: fuck and off. Capish?"

- "It's definitely time to get up. Yes. My dog needs a new tutu."

17 comments:

GregoryJ said...

Wow, how does she sleep?
I kick and talk some too. So, we have separate bedrooms.

He must be dreaming. I have woken myself talking in a dream.

Danielle said...

OMG! What do you think...it's real or fake? It's funny either way!!!
Your blog is great, btw.

Caroline said...

Oh my goodness...this is TOO funny!

Thanks for sharing. I like your blog!!

CalgaryDaddy said...

Classic! Ive got to check that out....lol.

sanjeet said...

He must be dreaming. I have woken myself talking in a dream.

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Melissa B. said...

Oh, bollocks. We had 30 inches of snow today. I think I'll be sleeping so soundly tonite that I won't be able to talk in my sleep!

Jen said...

that is funny.

Michelle said...

Oh so so funny! ROFLOL

Erin said...

My dog needs a tutu HAHAHA that's hilarious! If I were to start a blog like that of the antics of the hubs...I definitely couldn't tell him about it...he'd freak!

Crystal Jigsaw said...

Absolutely brilliant; imagine sleeping next to that!!

CJ xx

That Gal Kiki said...

This is fantastic. You just can't make up this kind of humor. LOVES!

Sarah said...

I saw these people on the Today Show a few weeks ago! Too funny!

helloally said...

"i have two words .. fuck and off.capish?" LOLOLOL l o v e i t!!! i could sooooo use that (shhh lol)

Fragrant Liar said...

HA! I guess she doesn't get much sleep, just staying up to catch blog fodder. :)

My ex talked in his sleep too. Once he was very upset apparently and began almost shouting. He said "No, no! I've got to eat the pizza. I've got to eat the pizza!"

Matty said...

I can only imagine the things I say.

Tracie said...

I've seen that blog before. I agree. Real or fake - it's hysterical.

crazymamaof3 said...

thank God i don't talk in my sleep..I scream though!!LOL