FW: I'm hungry but there's a huge stick insect between me and the kitchen. What should I do?
Friend 1: Eat the insect.
39 minutes ago
FW: He's a bit bony....
39 minutes ago
Friend 1: Hurl a shoe at it.
38 minutes ago
Friend 2: Can't you walk around it? *shivers*
38 minutes ago
FW: I really want that cake in there.
38 minutes ago
FW: It's a stick insect on steriods. It's very big.
37 minutes ago
Friend 2: Eeewww how big is it? Yes I'm not a huge fan of insects - of any kind.
35 minutes ago
Friend 1: omigod stick insects creep me out *looks about the room for stick insects*
35 minutes ago
FW: It's frowning at me. It doesn't want me to get that cake. I can't believe my kids can pick these things up.
34 minutes ago
FW: I'll go get a pic for you...wait there.
34 minutes ago
Friend 1: Can they fly?? Oh my god if they can..what if it lands on your face???
34 minutes ago
FW: My kids pick them up by their backs. And their legs wobble around
33 minutes ago
Friend 1: You're making me twitch now lol
33 minutes ago
FW: I really really hate spiders though.....
32 minutes ago
Friend 3: Ewww.... kill it!
Cover in fly spray, chuck a shoe at it... anything!
Cake should win everytime!!!
32 minutes ago
FW: It wants me to go on a diet.
31 minutes ago
Friend 2: Eeww! You're giving me the shivers just imagining what you just described.
26 minutes ago
Friend 1: Holy crap you psycho! Give me a heart-attack!
9 minute ago
Friend 3: So did u do it? Who won? Did u get the cake?
7 minutes ago
FW: His name is Kevin.
5 minutes ago
FW: I threw hubbys tshirt over him and carried him outside and then I ate my chocolate cake. Now we are both happy!
A few seconds ago
Kevin is so nice, he deserves his own frame.
9 comments:
Are you sure he was alive? They don't usually lie on their backs like that.
I'm not at all afraid of these cuties. I like the way they'll watch you watching them, if you tilt your head to the side, they'll do the same. No, wait, that's praying mantises, I don't think they're the same creature. Damn, now I have to google...
When I put him outside he seemed to be okay....I must remember to tilt my head at him the next time I see him just to find out what he does :)
Freaky little fellas, glad you went for the last option, even though that shot doesn't look too promising:(
Hi Karla, he did actually walk away, believe it or not lol
EEEEW! It was bad enough reading about it on FB now...I get to see the actual thing...ewwww!
lol I knew YOU would appreciate this :)
I am pretty sure that Kevin is dead.
Or UNDEAD OMG!
OMG OMG OMG I didn't think of that. Now I'll have a dead undead zombie stick insect called Kevin to deal with..awesome.
:):):)
"It wants me to go on a diet" LOL, actually make that ROFL!!! (Obviously I can associate!!!)
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