Just Random

Bringing you all that is swirling around in my head today. And I don't actually live in a circus..it's all true..

Today I bought the kids new brightly coloured lunchboxes so I can trick them into eating their lunch....the cretins bring at least one thing home per day uneaten and it's driving me nuts!

Miss D (aged 10) isn't so bad but the other two come home starving then raid the fridge, snacking until dinner time when they inform me that they are "just not hungry"....

Tommorrow we are going basic until we have three empty lunchboxes..then the snacks will go back in....


I had a conversation today which gave me the idea of what I want for Valentines Day. And if that fails, I want it for our Wedding Anniversary.

As I have run out of my favourite perfume Joop, (the mans Joop is the one I adore), I decided to wear another fragrance today and it went a little like this):

The Hubbster walks into the computer room in which I sat:-

Him "What's that smell? I can smell fly spray".

He swears that he said this and not "You smell like fly spray".

FW "I'm wearing another perfume today".

Him "You smell like Mortein".

FW "You know where the chemist is. Joop is on special. Here's the car keys".

My facebook status today.....

Funniest thing I've seen in ages.. The Hubbster getting the wasp nest down off the clothesline first with a big stick and then with some spray hahahahahahaha...Gee he was brave..hehehehe.

Happy Birthday Lynda

It's Lynda's birthday today HAPPY BIRTHDAY LYNDA.

You may remember my friend Lynda from this blog entry.

Lynda got her own list of followers that day.

The missing blog entry detailed a conversation that Lynda and I had on facebook. You see, Lynda is a wannabe blogger. She won't admit it. She's in DENIAL.

We chat on facebook all the time and usually late at night, and sometimes, we don't know what we are talking about. Well I do, but somewhere along the cyber highway, the words and thoughts get muddled up and when they get to Lynda, they look like this:-

gnowiuy vhgrp93y hg94hf9654 lololol dohy6to vch49uy90hry40y4 fuck, owyt9o5hy4590haha fucking hell.

You see, they are okay when I write them, but then Lynda can't decipher what I'm trying to say. I think she could be drunk at these times....or maybe I am drunk..who knows.

So we had another conversation the other night, and it went like this...oh by the way, when you figure out what we are talking about, email me at farmchicky3@gmail.com because I have no idea.


4.45 pm Lynda
you didnt go to work today did you
4:45pm Me
yes
4:45pm Lynda
oh crap crap crap
soooo sorry
4:45pmMe
why lol
4:46pmLynda
i left it on my bench at the door at home by mistake and didnt give it another thought...then realised i had left my mobile at home
woops
woops
4:46pmMe
I'm not in town today though, I'm in tommorrow so its all cool
4:47pmLynda
huh
oh lmao
4:47pmMe
what u think I work in town lolol
4:47pmLynda
i should of explained better...i meant my work
lmao
4:47pmMe
huh lol
confused
oh YOUR work
4:47pmLynda
no no i know you dont...my opening sentence...i was referring to if you went in to my work not your work
lmao
hahahahahaha
4:48pmMe
haaaaaaaaaa I'm thinking why she want to know if I'm at work and what the hell has that to do with trueblood
4:48pmLynda
lmfao
anwyays I will put it in my bad tonight so I dont forget it tomorrow
4:48pmMe
i'll be in tommorrow can u maybe leave it in ur letterbox as I don't come in til 5.30
4:49pmLynda
*bag
4:49pmMe
what?? in a bag
4:49pmLynda
oh ok no probs
lmfao
4:50pmMe
u drunk or something...
lmfao
bit early to get flutty
4:50pmLynda
we are not on the same page this arve are we (Farmers Wifey - well I know what I'm saying)
hahahahahahahahaha
4:50pmMe
well I know I'M okay....lmao
4:50pmLynda
lynda pissing herself laughing atm
4:50pmMe
thanks gotta run and get tea ready
4:50pmLynda
rolling on the floor in fact
4:50pmMe
so letterbox then
4:51pmLynda
yup
no probs
ok chat later
4:51pmMe
haaaaaaaaa bye now
hehehe
4:51pmLynda
hehehehe
7:17pmMe
hey
7:18pmLynda
hey
hahahahahahaha
7:18pmMe
just reading
7:18pmLynda
lol
7:18pmMe
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa can i post it on facebook
fucking funny
7:19pmLynda
lol
it is pretty funny
7:19pmMe
will I?
7:19pmLynda
i dont mind
its like we were like one step in front of the convo the whole time
7:21pmMe
can't get it to work, how funny is it,,,,bag, what bag??
haa
7:21pmLynda
lmao
antonio or rob??? hbahahahahaha
7:21pmMe
haaaaaaaaaaa
7:21pmLynda
lmao
funny as
i just keep laughing whenever i think of i
bag? in a bag>? are you drunk
lmfao
7:23pmMe
haaaa it was funny, I thought doesn't she know I work out of town..
7:23pmLynda is offline.
7:24pmLynda is online.
7:25pmMe
gotta run, having an early night with a book, so tired today
7:25pmLynda
just another funny conversation to go in the Michelle/Lynda Hall of Fame
ok
you are quiet on the blog front lately
whats the story
7:26pmMe
just haven't had a chance to update it, must get into it again...
and I wanted to finish my course which i now have done..
7:27pmLynda
ahhh cool well done
ok enjoy your book...chat soon
disc is in the letter box
hahahaha