May 28, 2010

They Did WHAT?

Facebook chat tonight with a good friend of mine - Lynda. That's her real name and she's not undercover. Because she's tough like that.

10.02pm
Me
you will never guess what my bloody family just did!

10:03pm
Lynda
lol what!

10:04pm
Me
this is petty and funny but annoying

10:04pm
Lynda
lol
baited breath

10:04pm
Me
every friday night The Hubbster and the kids watch the footy, I usually buy them something for "half time report" we call it.

10:05pm
Lynda
lmao

10:05pm
Me
so I bought a big chocolate, and they came out and got it at half time
i'm blogging about this!!
and guess what
the shits (all of them) ate the lot, i went in to have a piece with my cuppa and they left me nothing
bloody rude

10:05pm
Lynda
lmao
bloody rude - the hide!

10:06pm
Me
they said we didn't think u wanted any
wtf

10:06pm
Lynda
pfft as if!!

10:06pm
Me
I'm actually really cranky because at times I feel like mum gets nothing, kwim, the short friggin stick in the family
like I think of them and buy it and they haven't even got the decency to keep me some.....

10:07pm
Lynda
yes!
i hear you!!!

10:08pm
Me
they thought it was a funny joke, well lets see who will be laughing next friday night.
it will be me in here hiding with my own freakin chocolate while they have none!

10:09pm
Lynda
for half time report next week cut up a fruit platter and then proceed to eat the biggest hugest block of chocolate you can find....all for you and eat in front of them
heh heh heh
even if just to see the looks on their faces

10:10pm
Me
I'll just lock myself in the computer room and they can fend for themselves.
Can I blog this conversation?

10:15pm
Lynda
yes

10:16pm
Me
do you want your name changed to protect your identity?
lmao

10:17pm
Lynda
lmao
nah its ok
unless you want to

10:18pm
Me
cool, bloody family.

10:21pm
Lynda
have you blogged yet
i want to read!!

10:22pm
Me
i'll do it now brb

10:23pm
Lynda
dont keep me in suspense!!!

10:23pm
Me
lol one tic u can feature on my blog!

10:23pm
Lynda
:-)
ooooooo

You will see by this conversation that

a) Lynda secretly wants to blog

b) Lynda could possibly be rolling her eyes (possibly around 10.05pm) at the insignificance of this story

c) Lynda is very brave for not changing her name to protect her identity and

d) Lynda is a very understanding friend.

10 comments:

rlhkr said...

Lynda is all of the above???!!!!! haha

Mr. Stupid said...

That happens lots of times at my home. Lynda, get a blog!:)

Men Are Dumb. I Are One. said...

Men are Dumb, see.

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Foursons said...

Ha! I love the fruit platter idea. Lynda is my kind of girl. Now go getcha some chocolate!

Being Me said...

Oh perfect idea! Can you also set up a hidden camera to capture the moment when their faces drop at the sight of a bowl of orange quarters while you eat your.... ohhhh how about a chocolate orange?!? Mmmmmmm.

Lucy said...

That is hilarious on a couple of levels!

Cheeseboy said...

I would never... okay I probably would.

Powdered Toast Man said...

You should buy some laxative chocolate and watch them all fight to use the bathroom...lol

helloally said...

LOL @ "we didnt think u wanted any" ...um HELLLOOOO its friggen chocolate! lmao